Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity
Nine and Moriarty dressed as John Lennon and Paul McCartney, everybody go home.
FINALLY. ABOUT DAMN TIME. CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH
Two puns for the price of one.
i need a paid break from life
I put the pro in procrastination